Love Me or Leave Me Alone by Nikisha Mock & Jackie Chanel

Author:Nikisha Mock & Jackie Chanel [Mock, Nikisha & Chanel, Jackie]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Romance, Urban, United States, African American, new93aug, Genre Fiction, Literature & Fiction
Amazon: B00I8R72GC
Publisher: True Visions Publications
Published: 2014-01-30T05:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 11

When I got home, I was so exhausted that I made sure Miles and Kayla were straight and I took a nap. I was sleeping good. Real good. I dreamt that I was on a cruise with my husband, Jay Z. He was just about to rub sunblock on my back when my damn cell phone started ringing.

“Hello?” I answered with much irritation in my voice.

“Damn, is that any way to answer the phone? All that ‘tude and stuff?” Ayanna laughed.

“Yanna, no you did not just wake me up from my cruise with Jigga to crack jokes?”

Ayanna cracked up. “Girl, you are too funny, you hear me? A’ight, Imma tell B on you,” she teased talking about Beyoncé.

“Girl, B, who? Wassup Yanna? And what time is it anyway?” I asked.

“It is 10am. Time to get your stankin breath ass up so you can listen to what I have to tell you!” she said with way too much excitement for 10am.

“Yanna, how many cups of coffee have you had? I told you to lay off the hard stuff. Now what do you have to tell me?”

“Ooooh Eva, I had too much fun last night with Mario!” she exclaimed.

“Did you now? Do tell.”

“Well, we decided we didn’t want to do the whole club thing, so we decided to stop by this new place, Lefty’s on Fifth, to shoot some pool and have a few drinks. You know I don’t hardly know how to play pool, but Mario made sure he taught me how to hold the stick,” she said with a snicker.

“Eww…T.M.I.S.” I said.

“Hold up, T.M.I…S.?”

“Too Much Information, Shit!” I yelled while laughing.

She laughed too. “You stupid, Eva. Now shut up and listen.”

“Shutting up,” I said still giggling.

“Okay where was I? Oh yeah, we played a few games of pool and drank I don’t know how many JELL-O shots. Yes, honey, I said JELL-O shots. They have the nerve to sell them two for a dollar on Saturdays. With Tequila in them!”

I laughed, “You must’ve been three sheets to the wind in no time.”

“Exactly. Then I thought I was really tripping when I came back from the bathroom and I started seeing double!”

“Double? What the hell?”

“Yes double! When I got back to our table, I saw Mario standing there talking to another guy who looks a lot like him. But as I got closer, I could see that they were very different. He said they’re cousins. They look like twins or I was just that twisted, one or the other,” Ayanna said.

“What? You mean there are two Marios? Aww Lawd, somebody help me!” I joked.

“I know right? They laughed at me so hard when I put my hand on my chest and said wait a minute! There is no way there are two of y’all! Girl, my damn blood pressure must’ve shot up to stroke level. His cousin is the spitting image of him. It’s so amazing that they aren’t brothers. And he had the nerve to keep winking at me when Mario wasn’t looking.

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